Thursday, December 23, 2010

Spider’s forecheck too organized for Chaos

The Spiders and the Chaos met once again, at the cleverly named Richfield Arena, for what is always a tough matchup between the two teams. This time the Spiders came out on top in regulation with a fine destruction of the Chaos team. Even with the short bench of just 11 skaters the Spiders were able to pour on the forecheck and keep the Chaos pinned in their own zone for nearly the entire game.

The Spiders started out strong right away. Their passes were crisp and tape-to-tape, which is fairly uncommon. Center Mike Johnson started the barrage of goals early with the first goal just 2 minutes 29 seconds into the first period. Mike Schroeder and Jason Freed, in their one-year deal with the Spiders, add assists to their point totals to secure them a contract extension, possibly even signing bonuses and endorsement deals.

The Spiders, winning nearly every face-off, grabbed a goal from the quick hands of Yard. After winning the face-off, Spiders rock-solid defender Rob Droullard set up winger Jake Cison for a one-timer. Cison blasted an end-over-end shot at the net. Yard grabbed out of the air, threw it to his stick and swatted it past the netminder. It was such a quick play that even the camera crews weren’t able to catch a shot of it. Luckily, a fan was able to capture the action and post it to YouTube here:

With the early two-goal lead the Spiders took it right into the second period. The Spiders lines were shuffling throughout the game due to the three centers and only two sets of wings. However, that didn’t stop the Semper Fi line from getting on the board again. This time it was Cory Vandenberghe, getting his long awaited second goal of the season, burning the goalie with a blistering shot of about five miles per hour. Vandenberghe claims, during the post-game press conference, it was a planned move as he let the puck slide off his stick and right through the five hole of the goalie.

The Spiders were enjoying their three-goal lead. And the Chaos weren’t taking it very well, with Corder jumping into the penalty box for roughing on the following face-off. The Spiders were able to fire the puck on net quite a few times, and the Chaos goalie also showed some flashes of great goaltending coming up with some big saves.

Eventually, Cison would make the Chaos, and Corder, pay for the mistake as he battled all four of the Chaos penalty killers before he eventually slammed it past the goalie. Spiders teammates were scared to congratulate Cison after his goal because of the anger that could be seen behind his cage. Even the Spiders netminder Travis Fransen said during his post game interview he could see Cison mean-mugging everyone on the ice from the opposite end.

As the Spiders defensemen built a brick wall at the Chaos blue line Johnson tallied his second of the night with some hard work and the help of Cison.

Yard, Jason Freed and Tim Wahlberg jumped on the ice to take the next shift. They would make it a good one. Droullard maintaining that brick wall at the blue line would set up Yard for his second of the night. Freed would also get an assist on the goal.

Jake “Do-it-Yourself” Cison would eventually grab another goal, unassisted again, with just 41 seconds left in the second period. The Spiders put in five goals in the second period making the score 7-0 going into the third.

The third period would go just like the first and second periods as the Spiders continued their ferocious forecheck foray. The defensemen moved the bricks during intermission and most of the play would continue to happen in the offensive zone. Spiders center Christian Heitzman got into the scoring mood in the third period. Heitzman put on a puck-handling clinic as he battled his way through Chaos defenders and found the back of the net. Cison and Grotbeck get assists on the play.

The next two goals would come from Freed. The first one happened thanks to the hard work of Wahlberg who dug the puck out of the corner and made a great pass to Yard. Yard centered the puck to Freed, who was wide open in the slot, blowing a one-timer past the Chaos goalie.
From there, the Spiders started to slide a bit. Yard would be called for a tripping penalty behind the play. Wanting to get on the scoresheet any way he could, Flannery was not to be outdone and would get called for tripping in the same play giving the Chaos a 5-on-3 power play. Just 24 seconds into the power play the Chaos were able to get one by Fransen making the score 9-1. The Spiders would finish off the 5-on-4 penalty kill.

Somehow, Chaos defenseman Webb was able to escape out of his zone and put one past Fransen.
Freed was able to sneak the puck past the worn-down goalie for a second time as time was nearing expiration with assists going to Jake “Record Setting” Cison and Yard.

Heitzman, checking stats on the bench, realized the other two centers had two goals apiece. Not to be outdone he went and put in his second of the night with 33 seconds left on the clock.

Nine Spiders recorded points in the game for a team total of 26 points. The D1 squad has really found some unit cohesion this year maintaining a perfect 7-0 record. The next hurdle for the Spiders to overcome is putting up zero on the scoreboard for Fransen. Their next opportunity will be against the Fighting Saints at the Coliseum next year.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Shotguns vs. Robbers

Another e-mail I got... Take it for what it's worth.

Shotgun preteen vs. Illegal alien Home Invaders: Butte, Montana

Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.

It seems the two crooks were not truly aware of two things:
1 - They were in Montana
2 - Patricia has been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.

Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.

Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor and was the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals.

When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.

It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45 caliber handgun he had taken from another home invasion robbery. The victim of that robbery, 50-year-old David 0Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to the chest.

Have you ever wondered why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news...an 11 year old girl, properly trained, defended her home, and herself - against two murderous, illegal immigrants...and she wins, she is still alive.

Now that is Gun Control!

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Winkers Jeans

Maybe if they had gotten a decent model to showcase these they woul... NO. They would still be completely ridicoulous!

Amplify’d from www.cnbc.com

Last week we made quite a splash writing about Winkers Jeans, the jeans that "wink" at you if you are walking behind someone's...behind...who is wearing them. The YouTube video demonstrating how the jeans "work" is now closing in on 650,000 hits.

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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Piece of cake! You can do it, too!

These are awesome. Check out this video immediately.


Terminal Lance - Terminal Lance #84 “The Jack Shack”

This is hilarious.


Secret Documents!

Breaking news from the AP:

In a long overdue move, based in no small part on the current episode of Wikileaks, the U.S. Government has finally settled on a secure location for ALL Top Secret US Government documents. A place so secure that even people with the highest of clearances cannot gain access.

All classified documents will now be stored at the same location of Barack Hussein Obama/Barry Sortero's Birth Certificate, College Transcripts, SSN application and off-shore campaign contributors list.

That should finally solve the problem of any more classified documents ever seeing the light of day!

Monday, December 6, 2010

[ORIGINAL] --Just awesome talent--

Pretty amazing video. Can't believe it only has 200k views.


Friday, December 3, 2010

Mark Eliseuson's sculpture: White separatist's noose-holding KKK snowman spreads holiday hate | Mail Online

I don't condone hate like this... Just showing the ignorance of some people.


Rangel Gets a Stern Talking To

So this guy doesn't pay taxes and illegally raises campaign funds and he's allowed to stay in congress. I'm sure his stern talking to in front of the rest of the class was enough for him to pay up on the taxes. It's crap that this guy can duck out on his civic duty of paying taxes, and yet he's allowed to stay on as a lawmaker make decisions that affect this country.

Amplify’d from www.twincities.com

After the public rebuke, which took Pelosi just a few seconds, Rangel gave brief remarks, striking a somewhat defiant tone and reiterating his previous claims that he never tried to "enrich myself."

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Thursday, December 2, 2010

Samuel Adams® Chocolate Bock

Currently drinking this beer. It is amazing. Do yourself a favor and buy a sample pack.